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>> CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
>> A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
>> The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
>> He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
>> She directs him down the correct aisle.
>> A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton
>> balls and a ball of string on the counter.
>> She says, confused, \"Sir, I thought you were looking for some
>> tampons for your wife?
>> He answers, \" You see, it\'s like this,
>> yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of
cigarettes,
>> and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling
>> papers; because it\'s sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
>> So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.
>>
>> The Silent Treatment
>> A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving
each
>> other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the
next
>> day,
>> he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning
>> business
>> flight.
>> Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he
wrote on
>> a
>> piece of paper,
>> \"Please wake me at 5:00 AM.\" He left it where he knew she would find
it.
>> The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM
>> and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and
>> see why his wife hadn\'t wakened him, when he noticed a piece of
paper by
>> the bed. The paper said, \"It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.\"
>> Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
>>
lol bert
>> A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
>> The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
>> He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
>> She directs him down the correct aisle.
>> A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton
>> balls and a ball of string on the counter.
>> She says, confused, \"Sir, I thought you were looking for some
>> tampons for your wife?
>> He answers, \" You see, it\'s like this,
>> yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of
cigarettes,
>> and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling
>> papers; because it\'s sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
>> So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.
>>
>> The Silent Treatment
>> A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving
each
>> other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the
next
>> day,
>> he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning
>> business
>> flight.
>> Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he
wrote on
>> a
>> piece of paper,
>> \"Please wake me at 5:00 AM.\" He left it where he knew she would find
it.
>> The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM
>> and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and
>> see why his wife hadn\'t wakened him, when he noticed a piece of
paper by
>> the bed. The paper said, \"It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.\"
>> Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
>>
lol bert