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two fellas in a pub having a beer and a laugh ,then one says \",dont look but that fella whos just come in is so friggin ugly \"
\"what that fella with the flat head and coliflower ear you mean\" says the other bloke .
\"yeah \"says his mate
\"well ive news for you says the other guy ,that ugly bloke got like that because he used to work down the pits ,there was a cave in one day and he held a wooden beam up with his head ,and loads of men owe their lives to him for what he did \"\"
,\"hell said his mate so how did he get that coliflower ear then\"? ,
\" oh thats where they hit him with a hammer to wedge him in\" .........
\"what that fella with the flat head and coliflower ear you mean\" says the other bloke .
\"yeah \"says his mate
\"well ive news for you says the other guy ,that ugly bloke got like that because he used to work down the pits ,there was a cave in one day and he held a wooden beam up with his head ,and loads of men owe their lives to him for what he did \"\"
,\"hell said his mate so how did he get that coliflower ear then\"? ,
\" oh thats where they hit him with a hammer to wedge him in\" .........