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THE GIRL\'S PRAYER:
Lord
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who\'s not a creep,
One who\'s handsome, smart and strong,
One who\'s willy\'s thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
When says he\'ll call, he won\'t wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, wont be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! send me a man who will make love to my mind, Knows just what to say,
when I ask \"How big\'s my behind?\"
One who\'ll make love till my body\'s a twitchin, In the hall, the loo,
the garden and kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me no end, And never attempt to shag my
best friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the ****er you sent me instead.
Amen.
THE BOY\'S PRAYER:
Lord
I pray for a lady with big tits.
Amen
Lord
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who\'s not a creep,
One who\'s handsome, smart and strong,
One who\'s willy\'s thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
When says he\'ll call, he won\'t wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, wont be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! send me a man who will make love to my mind, Knows just what to say,
when I ask \"How big\'s my behind?\"
One who\'ll make love till my body\'s a twitchin, In the hall, the loo,
the garden and kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me no end, And never attempt to shag my
best friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the ****er you sent me instead.
Amen.
THE BOY\'S PRAYER:
Lord
I pray for a lady with big tits.
Amen
