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    on the phone?

    Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
    A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free
    speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to
    listen.
    MAN: \"Hello\"
    WOMAN: \"Honey, it\'s me. Are you at the club?\"
    MAN: \"Yes\"
    WOMAN: \"I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
    It\'s only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?\"
    MAN: \"Sure, ...go ahead if you like it that much.\"
    WOMAN: \"I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the New 2003
    models. I saw one I really liked.\"
    MAN: \"How much?\"
    WOMAN: \"$60,000\"
    MAN: \"OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.\"
    WOMAN: \"Great! Oh, and one more thing....the house we wanted Last year is
    back on the market. They\'re asking $950,000.\"
    MAN: \"Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just Offer $900,000.\"
    WOMAN: \"OK. I\'ll see you later! I love you!\"
    MAN: \"Bye, I love you, too.\"
    The man hangs up.
    The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
    Then he asks: \"Anyone know who this phone belongs to?\"



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