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    Loving Husband


    A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for £5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for £150."

    The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

    The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend £5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only £150 ?"

    The man replied, "Long ago, Jesus Christ died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
    old fishermen never die--they just put there rods away

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    Quality mate
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    • #3
      lol mint

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      • #4
        nice 1

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        • #5
          Its a cracker m8 well done.

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          • #6
            Like it!

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