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> >>An Irish man, Australian and Scouser are sitting in a pub.
> >>
> >>They\'re staring at another man sitting on his own at a table in the
> >>corner. He\'s so familiar, and not recognising him is driving them mad.
> >>
> >>They stare and stare, until suddenly the Irishman twigs. \"My God, it\'s
> >>Jesus!\"
> >>
> >>Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled, they send him over
> >>a pint of Guinness, a pint of 4X and a pint of bitter. Jesus accepts
> >>the drinks, smiles over at the three men and drinks the pints slowly
> >>one after the another.
> >>
> >>After he\'s finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio. He reaches
> >>for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the
> >>Guiness. When he lets go. the Irishman gives a cry of amazement: \"My
> >>God! The arthritis I\'ve had for 30 years is gone. It\'s a miracle!\"
> >>
> >>Jesus then shakes the Aussie\'s hand, thanking him for the lager. As he
> >>lets go, the man\'s eyes widen in shock. \"Strewth mate, the bad back
> >>I\'ve had all my life is completely gone! It\'s a miracle.\"
> >>
> >>Jesus then approaches the Scouser who says, \"Back off mate, I\'m on
> >>disability benefit.\"
bert
> >>
> >>They\'re staring at another man sitting on his own at a table in the
> >>corner. He\'s so familiar, and not recognising him is driving them mad.
> >>
> >>They stare and stare, until suddenly the Irishman twigs. \"My God, it\'s
> >>Jesus!\"
> >>
> >>Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled, they send him over
> >>a pint of Guinness, a pint of 4X and a pint of bitter. Jesus accepts
> >>the drinks, smiles over at the three men and drinks the pints slowly
> >>one after the another.
> >>
> >>After he\'s finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio. He reaches
> >>for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the
> >>Guiness. When he lets go. the Irishman gives a cry of amazement: \"My
> >>God! The arthritis I\'ve had for 30 years is gone. It\'s a miracle!\"
> >>
> >>Jesus then shakes the Aussie\'s hand, thanking him for the lager. As he
> >>lets go, the man\'s eyes widen in shock. \"Strewth mate, the bad back
> >>I\'ve had all my life is completely gone! It\'s a miracle.\"
> >>
> >>Jesus then approaches the Scouser who says, \"Back off mate, I\'m on
> >>disability benefit.\"
bert