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JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 1:
Michael Jackson is being investigated for drugs.
During the Neverland raid, police found class As,
class Bs, and all the male members of class 5C.
JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 2:
Where\'s Michael going on holiday?
He\'s off to Tampa with the kids.
JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 3:
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael?
\"Excuse me, but you\'re in my son\"
JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 4:
How do kids at Neverland know when it\'s bedtime?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 5:
What does Jacko have in common with a Big Mac?
They\'re both old meat between young buns
JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 6:
What does Michael hand round after dinner?
The under-eights
JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 7:
What does Jackson have in common with whisky?
They both come in small tots
JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 8:
Good to see Jacko dangling his kid off the balcony.
Usually he just tosses them off.
JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 9:
What do Michael and Wal-mart have in common?
They both have boys briefs half-off
JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 10:
Jacko\'s wife has just given birth to a baby boy.
\"How long before we start having sex?\" asks Michael.
Doctor: \"I\'d wait until he\'s at least 14\"
JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 1:
Michael Jackson is being investigated for drugs.
During the Neverland raid, police found class As,
class Bs, and all the male members of class 5C.
JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 2:
Where\'s Michael going on holiday?
He\'s off to Tampa with the kids.
JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 3:
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael?
\"Excuse me, but you\'re in my son\"
JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 4:
How do kids at Neverland know when it\'s bedtime?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 5:
What does Jacko have in common with a Big Mac?
They\'re both old meat between young buns
JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 6:
What does Michael hand round after dinner?
The under-eights
JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 7:
What does Jackson have in common with whisky?
They both come in small tots
JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 8:
Good to see Jacko dangling his kid off the balcony.
Usually he just tosses them off.
JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 9:
What do Michael and Wal-mart have in common?
They both have boys briefs half-off
JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 10:
Jacko\'s wife has just given birth to a baby boy.
\"How long before we start having sex?\" asks Michael.
Doctor: \"I\'d wait until he\'s at least 14\"