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A beautiful, well endowed, young lady, goes to her local pet store
>in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she
>notices a box full of frogs.
>
>The sign says: \"Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee!
>Comes with complete instructions).\"
>
>The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody\'s watching her and
>whispers softly to the man behind the counter, \"I\'ll take one.\"
>
>The man packaged the frog and said, \"Just follow the instructions
>carefully.\"
>
>The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home.
>
>As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, the girl takes out
>the instructions and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it
>says to do:
>
>1. Take a shower.
>2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume.
>3. Slip into a very sexy teddy.
>4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down on the bed.
>
>She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise,
>nothing happens! The girl is totally frustrated and quite upset by
>this point. She rereads the instructions and notices at the bottom
>of the paper it says,\"If you have any problems or questions, please
>call the pet store.\"
>
>The lady calls the pet store.
>
>The man says, \"I had some complaints earlier today. I\'ll be right
>over.\"
>
>Within five minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The lady
>welcomes him in and says, \"See, I\'ve done everything according to
>the instructions and the damn thing just sits there.\"
>
>The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly
>into its eyes and sternly says: \"Listen to me! I\'m only going to
>show you how to do this one more time.\"
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>in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she
>notices a box full of frogs.
>
>The sign says: \"Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee!
>Comes with complete instructions).\"
>
>The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody\'s watching her and
>whispers softly to the man behind the counter, \"I\'ll take one.\"
>
>The man packaged the frog and said, \"Just follow the instructions
>carefully.\"
>
>The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home.
>
>As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, the girl takes out
>the instructions and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it
>says to do:
>
>1. Take a shower.
>2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume.
>3. Slip into a very sexy teddy.
>4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down on the bed.
>
>She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise,
>nothing happens! The girl is totally frustrated and quite upset by
>this point. She rereads the instructions and notices at the bottom
>of the paper it says,\"If you have any problems or questions, please
>call the pet store.\"
>
>The lady calls the pet store.
>
>The man says, \"I had some complaints earlier today. I\'ll be right
>over.\"
>
>Within five minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The lady
>welcomes him in and says, \"See, I\'ve done everything according to
>the instructions and the damn thing just sits there.\"
>
>The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly
>into its eyes and sternly says: \"Listen to me! I\'m only going to
>show you how to do this one more time.\"
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