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ASTROLOGY
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking........and
one blonde says to the other:\" Which do you think is farther
away..........Florida or the moon?\" The other blonde turns and says
\"Helloooooooooo, can you SEE Florida.......?????
CAR TROUBLE
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says,
\"What\'s the story?\" He replies, \"Just crap in the carburetor\" She asks,
\"How often do I have to do that?\"
SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he
could see her license. She replied in a huff, \"I wish you guys would get
your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today
you expect me to show it to you!\"
KNITTING
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the
wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights
and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and
yelled, \"PULL OVER!\" \"NO!\" the blonde yelled back, \"IT\'S A SCARF!\"
IN A VACUUM
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled
the dice and she landed on Science &Nature. Her question was, \"If you are
in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?\" She thought for
a time and then asked, \"Is it on or off?\"
13 o\'clock
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and
asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one
was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, \"Whoever heard of
someone naming dogs like that?\" \"Duuuuuhhhh,\" answered the blond. \"They\'re
watch dogs!\"
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking........and
one blonde says to the other:\" Which do you think is farther
away..........Florida or the moon?\" The other blonde turns and says
\"Helloooooooooo, can you SEE Florida.......?????
CAR TROUBLE
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says,
\"What\'s the story?\" He replies, \"Just crap in the carburetor\" She asks,
\"How often do I have to do that?\"
SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he
could see her license. She replied in a huff, \"I wish you guys would get
your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today
you expect me to show it to you!\"
KNITTING
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the
wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights
and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and
yelled, \"PULL OVER!\" \"NO!\" the blonde yelled back, \"IT\'S A SCARF!\"
IN A VACUUM
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled
the dice and she landed on Science &Nature. Her question was, \"If you are
in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?\" She thought for
a time and then asked, \"Is it on or off?\"
13 o\'clock
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and
asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one
was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, \"Whoever heard of
someone naming dogs like that?\" \"Duuuuuhhhh,\" answered the blond. \"They\'re
watch dogs!\"