SAFC Newsflash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tadpoleman]

> >NEWSFLASH - missing mackems found alive
>>
>>20,000 missing Sunderland fans have turned up safe and well, after
being
>>missing for almost 2 years.
>
>>Northumbria Police confirmed today that the fans turned up at the
clubs
>>ticket office, in the early hours of Saturday morning, where they
>>purchased
>>tickets for the clubs last league game of the season. All tickets are
now
>>sold out.
>
>>Father Phil McCavity, parish priest of Seaburn said, its a miracle.
Had
>>the
>>team not won the Championship, who knows if we would ever see these
>>missing
>>souls again.
>
>>The missing fans all seemed to be in good spirits, and seemed healthy
and
>>well fed.
>
>>Bob Murray, Chairman of Sunderland, said he was delighted at the safe
>>return
>>of the clubs loyal fans. Mick McCarthy was also delighted. He added,
now
>>that they are back, hopefully they wont go missing again. The clubs
safety
>>officer, refused to comment on stories saying that the club will, in
>>future,
>>lock all exits from the ground, before half time, so that fans can
not
>>wander out and get lost again.



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