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Wullie face Keith walks into his house with a sheep tucked under his arm. He carries it upstairs and into the bedroom where his 16 stone wife,
Morag, is in bed, reading the \'Peoples Friend\'.
\"This,\" says Wullie, \" is the pig I\'ve been sh#ggin\' when you\'re nae aboot.\"
\"Wullie,\" the wife says, \"That\'s nae a pig. That\'s a sheep.\" \"haud yer
tounge woman,\" says Wullie. \"I wisnae talking to you.\"
Morag, is in bed, reading the \'Peoples Friend\'.
\"This,\" says Wullie, \" is the pig I\'ve been sh#ggin\' when you\'re nae aboot.\"
\"Wullie,\" the wife says, \"That\'s nae a pig. That\'s a sheep.\" \"haud yer
tounge woman,\" says Wullie. \"I wisnae talking to you.\"