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Kirk was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. Kirk took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,
\"If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead?\" \"No, I had to stop drinking years ago,\" the homeless man replied.
\"Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?\" Kirk asked. \"No, I don\'t gamble,\" the homeless man said. \"I need everything I can get just to stay alive.\"
\"Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?\"
Kirk asked. \"Are you NUTS!\" replied the homeless man. \"I haven\'t played golf in 20 years!\"
\"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?\" Kirk asked.
\"The disease I might catch wouldn\'t be worth ten lousy bucks!\" exclaimed the homeless man.
\"Well,\" said Kirk, \"I\'m not going to give you the money. Instead, I\'m going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife Kim.\"
The homeless man was astounded. \"Won\'t your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I\'m dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.\"
Kirk replied, \"That\'s okay. I just want her to see what a man looks like who\'s given up beer, gambling, golf and sex.
\"If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead?\" \"No, I had to stop drinking years ago,\" the homeless man replied.
\"Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?\" Kirk asked. \"No, I don\'t gamble,\" the homeless man said. \"I need everything I can get just to stay alive.\"
\"Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?\"
Kirk asked. \"Are you NUTS!\" replied the homeless man. \"I haven\'t played golf in 20 years!\"
\"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?\" Kirk asked.
\"The disease I might catch wouldn\'t be worth ten lousy bucks!\" exclaimed the homeless man.
\"Well,\" said Kirk, \"I\'m not going to give you the money. Instead, I\'m going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife Kim.\"
The homeless man was astounded. \"Won\'t your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I\'m dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.\"
Kirk replied, \"That\'s okay. I just want her to see what a man looks like who\'s given up beer, gambling, golf and sex.