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Couldn\'t learn to water ski because she couldn\'t find a lake with a slope.
Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said \"2 to 4 years\"
Couldn\'t call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.
When asked what the capital of California was; answered \"C\".
Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125.
After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms.
Couldn\'t learn to water ski because she couldn\'t find a lake with a slope.
Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said \"2 to 4 years\"
Couldn\'t call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.
When asked what the capital of California was; answered \"C\".
Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125.
After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms.