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    packet of Cigs

    Customer: Worcester sauce crisps please
    Shopkeeper: Sorry, cant it,s off the shelf, cancer scare.
    Customer: ok then i,ll have Chinese Chicken wings.
    Shopkeeper: Ah , thats the same, cancer scare.
    Customer: Hamburger relish?
    Shopkeeper: Cancer scare.
    Customer:Sausage and Mash?
    Shopkeeper: cancer scare.
    Customer: Cottage pie.
    Shopkeeper: Same, cancer scare.
    Customer: So there all off the shelf because of a cancer scare?
    Shopkeeper: Yes
    Customer: ( sigh ) Just give me a packet of Benson & Hedges then.
    Shopkeeper: That will be £4.59 please.
    Customer: Thanks.
    As I have grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible,
    but P*****g everyone off is a piece of cake.
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