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A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son
>playing with his new
>electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son
>saying, \"All of you
>b*stards who want to get off, get the hell off now, \'cause this is the
last
>stop! And all of
>you b*stards who are getting on, get your arse in the train, cause we\'re
>going down the tracks.\"
>
>The horrified mother went in and told her son, \"We don\'t use that kind of
>language in this house.
>Now I want you to go to your room and stay there for TWO HOURS. When you
>come out, you may play
>with your train, but I want you to use nice language.\"
>
>Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with
>his train. Soon the
>train stopped and the mother heard her son say, \"All passengers who are
>disembarking the train,
>please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for
>travelling with us
>today and hope your trip was a pleasant one.\" She hears the little boy
>continue, \"For those of
>you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your
>seat. Remember, there
>is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing
>journey with us today.\"
>
>As the mother began to smile, the child added, \"For those of you who are
>pi ssed off about the
>TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat cow in the kitchen.\"
>
[Edited on 18/4/2005 by alan.f]
>playing with his new
>electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son
>saying, \"All of you
>b*stards who want to get off, get the hell off now, \'cause this is the
last
>stop! And all of
>you b*stards who are getting on, get your arse in the train, cause we\'re
>going down the tracks.\"
>
>The horrified mother went in and told her son, \"We don\'t use that kind of
>language in this house.
>Now I want you to go to your room and stay there for TWO HOURS. When you
>come out, you may play
>with your train, but I want you to use nice language.\"
>
>Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with
>his train. Soon the
>train stopped and the mother heard her son say, \"All passengers who are
>disembarking the train,
>please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for
>travelling with us
>today and hope your trip was a pleasant one.\" She hears the little boy
>continue, \"For those of
>you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your
>seat. Remember, there
>is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing
>journey with us today.\"
>
>As the mother began to smile, the child added, \"For those of you who are
>pi ssed off about the
>TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat cow in the kitchen.\"
>
[Edited on 18/4/2005 by alan.f]