how moses got the ten commandments

[codthumper]

This is great, because it's not only funny, it's not only politically
incorrect, but it offends everyone. Enjoy.


God went to the Arabs and said, 'I have Commandments for you that will
make your lives better.'
The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments?' And the Lord said, 'They are
rules for living.'
'Can you give us an example?
'Thou shall not kill.'
'Not kill? We're not interested..'

So He went to the Blacks and said, 'I have Commandments.'
The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, 'Honour thy Father and
Mother.'
'Father? We don't know who our fathers are. We're not interested.

Then He went to the Mexicans and said, 'I have Commandments.'
The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said 'Thou shall not
steal.'
'Not steal? We're not interested.'

Then He went to the French and said, 'I have Commandments.'
The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, 'Thou shall not
commit adultery.'
'Sacré bleu!!! Not commit adultery? We're not interested.'

Finally, He went to the Jews and said, I have Commandments..'
'Commandments?' They said, 'How much are they?'
'They're free.'
'We'll take 10.'


There. That, should **** off just about everybody.

[fisherman58]

F*****g Brilliant