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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask
>over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four
>hour, surgical
>procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge
>bath.
>
>\"Nurse\", he mumbles, from behind the mask. \"Are my testicles black?\"
>Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, \"I don\'t know, Sir. I\'m only here
>to wash your upper body and feet.\" He struggles to ask again, \"Nurse,
>are my testicles black?\" Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from
>worry about his testicles,
>she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.
She
>raises
>his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other.
Then,
>she
>takes a close look and says, \"There\'s nothing wrong with them, Sir!\"
>
>The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
>\"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very
>closely......
>
>A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?
>over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four
>hour, surgical
>procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge
>bath.
>
>\"Nurse\", he mumbles, from behind the mask. \"Are my testicles black?\"
>Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, \"I don\'t know, Sir. I\'m only here
>to wash your upper body and feet.\" He struggles to ask again, \"Nurse,
>are my testicles black?\" Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from
>worry about his testicles,
>she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.
She
>raises
>his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other.
Then,
>she
>takes a close look and says, \"There\'s nothing wrong with them, Sir!\"
>
>The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
>\"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very
>closely......
>
>A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?
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