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> Mr.Cadbury and Ms Rowntree met on a coach journey. It was After Eight.
>>>>> She
>>>>> was from Quality Street; he was a Fisherman\'s Friend. On the way they
>>>>> stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum & Butter and she had a Wine Gum.
>>>>> He
>>>>> asked her name. \"Polo, I\'m the one with the hole\", she said. \"I\'m the
>>>>> onewith the Nuts\", he thought. Then he touched her Milky Way.
>>>>>
>>>>> They checked in and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned
>>>>> out
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>>>>> the
>>>>> light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn\'t long before he slipped his
>>>>> hand
>>>>> into her Snickers and felt the contrast of her Double Decker. Then he
>>>>> showed her his Curly
>>>>> Wurly. Ms Rowntree wasn\'t keen to have any more Jelly Babies, so she
>>>>> let
>>>>> him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard. He was pleased as he
>>>>> always
>>>>> fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream
>>>>> of
>>>>> Turkish Delight.
>>>>>
>>>>> When he came out his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She
>>>>> wanted
>>>>> more but he decided to take Time Out. However, he noticed her Pink
>>>>> Wafers
>>>>> looked very appetising...So he did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her
>>>>> Sherbert
>>>>> and gave her a Gob Stopper. Unfortunately Mr Cadbury then had to go
>>>>> home to
>>>>> his wife, Caramel. Sadly, he was soon to discover he had caught V.D.
>>>>> It
>>>>> turns out Ms Rowntree had been with All Sorts.
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>>>>> She
>>>>> was from Quality Street; he was a Fisherman\'s Friend. On the way they
>>>>> stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum & Butter and she had a Wine Gum.
>>>>> He
>>>>> asked her name. \"Polo, I\'m the one with the hole\", she said. \"I\'m the
>>>>> onewith the Nuts\", he thought. Then he touched her Milky Way.
>>>>>
>>>>> They checked in and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned
>>>>> out
>
>>>>> the
>>>>> light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn\'t long before he slipped his
>>>>> hand
>>>>> into her Snickers and felt the contrast of her Double Decker. Then he
>>>>> showed her his Curly
>>>>> Wurly. Ms Rowntree wasn\'t keen to have any more Jelly Babies, so she
>>>>> let
>>>>> him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard. He was pleased as he
>>>>> always
>>>>> fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream
>>>>> of
>>>>> Turkish Delight.
>>>>>
>>>>> When he came out his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She
>>>>> wanted
>>>>> more but he decided to take Time Out. However, he noticed her Pink
>>>>> Wafers
>>>>> looked very appetising...So he did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her
>>>>> Sherbert
>>>>> and gave her a Gob Stopper. Unfortunately Mr Cadbury then had to go
>>>>> home to
>>>>> his wife, Caramel. Sadly, he was soon to discover he had caught V.D.
>>>>> It
>>>>> turns out Ms Rowntree had been with All Sorts.
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