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    All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.



    Example, the trade name is Tylenol and it's generic name is Acetaminophen.. Aleve is also called Naproxen.




    Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.



    The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.



    After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.
    Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
    Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer..

    It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.



    Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.



    Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
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      Generics

      The right generic name for Viagra is

      Stopsacoxaphlopin.
      Last edited by Mike.Haley; 15-06-2012, 09:02 AM.
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        haha nowt like a good old stiff one on a night just what the mrs ordered ohhh arhhhhhhh
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