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MURPHY goes into the confessional and says to his priest \"I had an affair with a woman. . . almost.\" The priest says, \"What do you mean, almost?\" MURPHY says, \"Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped\" The priest says, \"Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You\'re not to see that woman again. For your penance, say 5 Hail Mary\'s and put $50 in the poor box.\" MURPHY leaves the confessional, says his prayers, then walks over to the poor box. He pauses for a moment and then starts to leave. The priest, who was watching, quickly runs over to him saying, \"MURPHY!!! I saw that you didn\'t put any money in the poor box!\" MURPHY replies, \"Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that\'s the same as putting it in.
