paper bag

[John]

A little paper bag was feeling unwell, so he took himself off to the
> doctors.
>
> \"Doctor, I don\'t feel too good,\" said the little paper bag.\"
>
> \"Hmm, you look OK to me,\" said the Doctor, \"but I\'ll do a blood
> test and see what that shows, come back and see me in a couple of days.\"
>
> The little paper bag felt no better when he got back for the results.
>
> \"What\'s wrong with me?\" asked the little paper bag.
>
> \"I\'m afraid you are HIV positive!\" said the doctor.
>
> \"No, I can\'t be - I\'m just a little paper bag!\" said the little paper
> bag.
>
> \"Have you been having unprotected nookie?\" asked the doctor.
>
> \"NO, I can\'t do things like that - I\'m just a little paper bag!\"
>
> \"Well have you been sharing needles with other intravenous drug users?\"
> asked the doctor.
>
> \"NO, I can\'t do things like that - I\'m just a little paper bag!\"
>
> \"Perhaps you\'ve been abroad recently and required a jab or a blood
> transfusion?\" queried the doctor.
>
> \"NO, I don\'t have a passport - I\'m just a little paper bag!\"
>
> \"Well\", said the doctor, \"are you in a homosexual relationship?\"
>
> \"NO! I told you I can\'t do things like that, I\'m just a little paper
> bag!\"
>
> \"Then there can be only one explanation.\" said the doctor
>

>
> This is good - wait for it
>
Your mother must have been a carrier\".
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