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A scouser walked into the local job centre, marched straight up
> to the counter and said 'Hi, I'm looking for a job'.
> The man behind the counter replied 'Your timing is amazing.
> We've just got one in from a very wealthy man who wants a
> chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac twin daughters. You'll have
> to drive around in a big black Mercedes and wear the uniform provided.
> The hours are a bit long but the meals are provided. You also have to
> escort the young ladies on their Overseas holidays. The Salary package is
> £200,000 a year'.
> The Scouser said 'You're bull****ting me!'
> The man behind the counter said 'Well, you started it
> to the counter and said 'Hi, I'm looking for a job'.
> The man behind the counter replied 'Your timing is amazing.
> We've just got one in from a very wealthy man who wants a
> chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac twin daughters. You'll have
> to drive around in a big black Mercedes and wear the uniform provided.
> The hours are a bit long but the meals are provided. You also have to
> escort the young ladies on their Overseas holidays. The Salary package is
> £200,000 a year'.
> The Scouser said 'You're bull****ting me!'
> The man behind the counter said 'Well, you started it