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A young guy moves from Missouri to Florida and goes to a big \" everything under one roof department store\" looking for a job.
The manager says \" Do you have any sales experience?\" The kid says \" Yeah I was a salesman back home in Missouri\".
Well the boss liked the kid so he gave him a job.
\" You start tomorrow, I\'ll come back after we close and see how you did\".
His first day was rough but he got through it ok. After the store was locked up, the boss came down, \" how many sales did you make today?\"
The kid says\" one\".
The boss says \" Just one, our sales staff average 20 to 30 a day. How much was the sale for?\"
The kid says $101,237,64.
The boss says \"$101,237,64, WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SELL?\"
Kid says \" First I sold him a small fish hook, then I sold him a bigger fish hook, then I sold him a new fishing rod, then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said \" Down the coast \" so i told him he would need a boat, so we went doen the boat department and I sold him that twin engine Arvor. Then he said he didnt think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I sold him that 4X4 Exporer in the auto department.The boss says \" a guy came in to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and a truck \".
The kid says \" No, he came in to buy a box of tampax fro his wife and I said \" well your weekend is shot, you may as well go fishing...\"
The manager says \" Do you have any sales experience?\" The kid says \" Yeah I was a salesman back home in Missouri\".
Well the boss liked the kid so he gave him a job.
\" You start tomorrow, I\'ll come back after we close and see how you did\".
His first day was rough but he got through it ok. After the store was locked up, the boss came down, \" how many sales did you make today?\"
The kid says\" one\".
The boss says \" Just one, our sales staff average 20 to 30 a day. How much was the sale for?\"
The kid says $101,237,64.
The boss says \"$101,237,64, WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SELL?\"
Kid says \" First I sold him a small fish hook, then I sold him a bigger fish hook, then I sold him a new fishing rod, then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said \" Down the coast \" so i told him he would need a boat, so we went doen the boat department and I sold him that twin engine Arvor. Then he said he didnt think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I sold him that 4X4 Exporer in the auto department.The boss says \" a guy came in to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and a truck \".
The kid says \" No, he came in to buy a box of tampax fro his wife and I said \" well your weekend is shot, you may as well go fishing...\"
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