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A Cork radio station was running a competition — words that weren’t in the dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali.
DJ: “96FM here, what’s your name?”
Caller: “Hi, me name’s Dave.”
DJ: “Dave, what’s your word?”
Caller: “Goan, spelt G-O-A-N, pronounced ‘go-an’.”
DJ: “You’re correct Dave, ‘goan’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali, what sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?”
Caller: “goan f*ck yourself!”.
The DJ quickly cut the caller off, and took other calls, all unsuccessful until:
DJ: “96FM, what’s your name?”
Caller: “Hi, me name’s Jeff.”
DJ: “Jeff, what’s your word?”
Caller: “Smee, spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced ‘smee’.”
DJ: “You’re correct Jeff, ‘smee’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali, what sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?”
Caller: “Smee again! Goan f*ck yourself!”
DJ: “96FM here, what’s your name?”
Caller: “Hi, me name’s Dave.”
DJ: “Dave, what’s your word?”
Caller: “Goan, spelt G-O-A-N, pronounced ‘go-an’.”
DJ: “You’re correct Dave, ‘goan’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali, what sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?”
Caller: “goan f*ck yourself!”.
The DJ quickly cut the caller off, and took other calls, all unsuccessful until:
DJ: “96FM, what’s your name?”
Caller: “Hi, me name’s Jeff.”
DJ: “Jeff, what’s your word?”
Caller: “Smee, spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced ‘smee’.”
DJ: “You’re correct Jeff, ‘smee’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali, what sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?”
Caller: “Smee again! Goan f*ck yourself!”
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