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I was so poor growing up ... If I wasn\'t born a boy .... I\'d have
nothing to play with.
A girl phoned me the other day and said \"Come on over, there\'s
nobody home.\" I went over. Nobody was home.
One day as I came home early from work ... I saw a guy jogging naked.
I said to the guy ... \"Hey buddy, why are you doing that?\" He said,
\"Because you came home early.\"
It\'s been a rough day. I got up this morning ... put on a shirt and
a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase, and the handle came off.
I\'m afraid to go to the bathroom.
I was such an ugly kid .... When I played in the sandbox the cat kept
covering me up.
nothing to play with.
A girl phoned me the other day and said \"Come on over, there\'s
nobody home.\" I went over. Nobody was home.
One day as I came home early from work ... I saw a guy jogging naked.
I said to the guy ... \"Hey buddy, why are you doing that?\" He said,
\"Because you came home early.\"
It\'s been a rough day. I got up this morning ... put on a shirt and
a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase, and the handle came off.
I\'m afraid to go to the bathroom.
I was such an ugly kid .... When I played in the sandbox the cat kept
covering me up.