Never tell your mother lies

[Borisono]

A young man called Peter invited his mother for dinner. During the course
> of the meal, his mother couldn\'t help but notice how handsome Peter\'s
> flatmate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the
> two, and this only made her more curious.
>
> Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
> started to wonder if there was more between Peter and his flatmate than
> met the eye.
>
> Reading his mum\'s thoughts, Peter volunteered, \"I know what you must be
> thinking, but I assure you, Simon & I are just flatmates.
>
> About a week later, simon came to Peter saying,\" ever since your mother
> came to dinner, I\'ve been unable to find the frying pan.......you don\'t
> suppose she took it do you?\"
>
> \"Well, I doubt it, but I\'ll e-mail her just to be sure,\" said Peter, so he
> sat down and wrote:
>
>
> Dear Mother,
>
> I\'m not saying that you \"did\" take the frying pan from my house, I\'m not
> saying that you \"did not\" take the frying pan, but the fact remains that
> it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
>
> Love Peter
>
>
> Several days later, Peter received an e-mail from his mother which read:
>
>
> Dear Son,
>
> I\'m not saying that you \"do\" sleep with Simon, and I\'m not saying that you
> \"do not\" sleep with Simon, but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in
> his own bed, he would have found the frying pan by now.
>
> Love Mum.
>
>
> Lesson of the day: don\'t ever lie to your mother (she always, always finds
> out)
>