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An Asian woman goes to the bank to exchange some Yen for dollars.
She hands the teller the same amount as she did the previous day but gets less American dollars in return.
She asks the teller, “Why I get less today? Before I get a hundret and now only eighty?”
The teller tells her, “Fluctuations.”
The lady replies, “Fluck you white people too!”
A man and his wife are driving down the road as the wife says, “I want a divorce.”
The man says nothing, just speeds up slightly.
The woman continues, “That’s not all. I’m taking the house, the car, the kids, and the bank account.”
The man remains a statue, only speeding up a little.
The woman, getting angry, yells at him, “Don’t you have anything to say?”
The man replies, “Nope. I have everything I need.”
The woman asks him, “What do you have?”
Just as they are about to slam into a tree going 100 MPH the man yells, “The airbag!”
She hands the teller the same amount as she did the previous day but gets less American dollars in return.
She asks the teller, “Why I get less today? Before I get a hundret and now only eighty?”
The teller tells her, “Fluctuations.”
The lady replies, “Fluck you white people too!”
A man and his wife are driving down the road as the wife says, “I want a divorce.”
The man says nothing, just speeds up slightly.
The woman continues, “That’s not all. I’m taking the house, the car, the kids, and the bank account.”
The man remains a statue, only speeding up a little.
The woman, getting angry, yells at him, “Don’t you have anything to say?”
The man replies, “Nope. I have everything I need.”
The woman asks him, “What do you have?”
Just as they are about to slam into a tree going 100 MPH the man yells, “The airbag!”