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The teacher was trying to put to use her recent psychology education.
She asked everyone in her class, “Alright, if any of you think you are stupid, please stand up!”
A few seconds pass by and then Little Johnny stands up.
Startled, the teacher says, “Oh, do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?”
“No, Miss, but I didn’t want to leave you standing all alone!”
The teacher heard Little Johnny use some serious language and was shocked.
“Little Johnny, don’t you ever use language like that again, not near me, not ever. Where on earth did you learn that?”
“I’ve got it from my dad, Miss,” replies Johnny.
“Well, your daddy should be ashamed. I hope you don’t know what all that even means.”
“Oh but I do,” says Johnny. “It means the car won’t start.”
She asked everyone in her class, “Alright, if any of you think you are stupid, please stand up!”
A few seconds pass by and then Little Johnny stands up.
Startled, the teacher says, “Oh, do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?”
“No, Miss, but I didn’t want to leave you standing all alone!”
The teacher heard Little Johnny use some serious language and was shocked.
“Little Johnny, don’t you ever use language like that again, not near me, not ever. Where on earth did you learn that?”
“I’ve got it from my dad, Miss,” replies Johnny.
“Well, your daddy should be ashamed. I hope you don’t know what all that even means.”
“Oh but I do,” says Johnny. “It means the car won’t start.”