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heres some jokes seeing not many reports or out else
Teacher asks Little Johnny, “Johnny, how old is your father?”
“He’s as old as me,” Johnny informs her.
“Now how would that be possible?” inquires the surprised teacher.
“Well – he became father the day I was born.”
The teacher was trying to put to use her recent psychology education.
She asked everyone in her class, “Alright, if any of you think you are stupid, please stand up!”
A few seconds pass by and then Little Johnny stands up.
Startled, the teacher says, “Oh, do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?”
“No, Miss, but I didn’t want to leave you standing all alone!”
Teacher asks Little Johnny, “Johnny, how old is your father?”
“He’s as old as me,” Johnny informs her.
“Now how would that be possible?” inquires the surprised teacher.
“Well – he became father the day I was born.”
The teacher was trying to put to use her recent psychology education.
She asked everyone in her class, “Alright, if any of you think you are stupid, please stand up!”
A few seconds pass by and then Little Johnny stands up.
Startled, the teacher says, “Oh, do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?”
“No, Miss, but I didn’t want to leave you standing all alone!”