Chinese sick leave :

[skiny]

Hung Chow calls into work and says,
'Hey, I no come worky today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'



The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my
wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything
better and I go to work.. You try that.'

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you
say and I feel great. I be at work soon.........





You got nice house'

[curtis.dunn]

hahaha

[topbanana]

haha thats class

[dave1985]

Lol