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Bill and Ben are next door neighbours and thye hate each other.
Bill owns a hen that lays eggs each morning. One morning Bill goes in the garden to find the hens escaped and laid its egg in Bens garden.
He goes to retrieve the egg but before he gets there Ben comes out and grabs it.
Bill argues that the egg is his because it was from his hen.
Ben maintains the egg is his cos it was in his garden. They argue for a while before Bill sys \" Lets settle this the way my family settles things: I kick you in the balls and we time how long it takes you to get up\" Then you do the same to me. Whoever gets up quicker gets the egg\"
Ben agrees and both go back indoors to put on their heaviest boots. Ten minutes later they meet in Bens garden.
Bill starts- he runs back a couple of paces and then wham! Ben keels over and lies there for ten minutes. Eventually he gets up and says \" Right it\'s my turn\" Bill replies \" It\'s ok you can keep the egg\"
Bill owns a hen that lays eggs each morning. One morning Bill goes in the garden to find the hens escaped and laid its egg in Bens garden.
He goes to retrieve the egg but before he gets there Ben comes out and grabs it.
Bill argues that the egg is his because it was from his hen.
Ben maintains the egg is his cos it was in his garden. They argue for a while before Bill sys \" Lets settle this the way my family settles things: I kick you in the balls and we time how long it takes you to get up\" Then you do the same to me. Whoever gets up quicker gets the egg\"
Ben agrees and both go back indoors to put on their heaviest boots. Ten minutes later they meet in Bens garden.
Bill starts- he runs back a couple of paces and then wham! Ben keels over and lies there for ten minutes. Eventually he gets up and says \" Right it\'s my turn\" Bill replies \" It\'s ok you can keep the egg\"