gay

[lingking]

first son says to father;dad, im gay
second son says to father;dad im gay also
dad says; my goodness,does no one in this family like women
daughter says; i do

[Mad as a fish]

Oh you are awfull Duncan but I like it lol

[jimmy]

Duncan thats older than you mate, howay pull ya socks up bonny lad

[lingking]

Duncan thats older than you mate, howay pull ya socks up bonny lad

thats it jimmy, put the boot in when im down theres nowt going right at the minute the missus says she will never leave me theres no boat fishing durham lad casting aspersions over the area i live in,ive just spilt a tin of gloss paint up in my garage(white not pink)the hol. we had this year is priced £800 more for next year

all that aside,things arent too bad

[easyfish1]

boat v's wives

cheer up Dunc


here's an older 1......

why boats are better than women

Boats only need their fluids changed every year.

Boats curves never sag.

Boats last longer.

Boats don't get pregnant.

You can ride a Boat any time of the month.

Boats don't have parents.

Boats don't whine unless something is really wrong.

You can share your Boat with your friends.

If your Boat makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.

You only need to get a new belt for your Boat when the old one is really worn.

If your Boat smokes, you can do something about it.

Boats don't care about how many other Boats you have ridden.

When riding, you and your Boat both arrive at the same time.

Boats don't care about how many other Boats you have.

Boats don't mind if you look at other Boats, or if you buy Boating magazines.

If your Boat is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it.

You can have a beer while riding your Boat.

You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Boat.

You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your Boat.

You don't have to convince your Boat that you're a Boater and that you think that all Boats are equals.

If you say bad things to your Boat, you don't have to apologise before you can ride it again.

You can ride a Boat as long as you want and it won't get sore.

Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Boat after you dump it.

Boats always feel like going for a ride.

Boats don't insult you if you are a bad boater.

Boats don't care if you are late.

You don't have to take a shower before riding your Boat.

It's always ok to use tie downs on your Boats.

If your Boat doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.

You can't get diseases from a Boat you don't know very well.

[lingking]

heh heh,wonder what jimmy the pink will make of that

[The Jester]

You can also wear what you want while riding your boat......

Overalls, Riggers and Wooly Hat and it wont complain.....

[lingking]

You can also wear what you want while riding your boat......

Overalls, Riggers and Wooly Hat and it wont complain.....

yes must agreenever had any complaints from the boat,or

[easyfish1]

funny that......

when i had em on, er indoors asked if i could sort out her plumbing

[The Jester]

Is the sink blocked Rob

[lingking]

funny that......

when i had em on, er indoors asked if i could sort out her plumbing

like plenty more,im sure, i could tell a story

BUT,i will keep my site membership instead

[easyfish1]

like plenty more,im sure, i could tell a story

BUT,i will keep my site membership instead

i'm sure i've seen a film about that......

[jimmy]

heh heh,wonder what jimmy the pink will make of that

like coronation street mate, it gans on forever

[dave1985]

haha