New Generation Nursery Rhymes....Part 2

[Clare]

Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
\"What have you got in there?\"
Said the Pieman unto Simon
\"Pies!, you Dickhead\"



Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,
All the Kings Horses and all the Kings Men,
Said \"F£*k him, He\'s only an Egg\"


Mary had a Little skirt,
With spilts right up the sides,
And everywhere that Mary walked,
The boys could see her thighs,
Mary had another skirt,
Twas spilt right up the front...........












.......But She did not wear that one very often......