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Mick was in court for a double murder and the judge said, \"You are charged with beating your wife to death with a spanner.\" A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, \"You b@stard!\"
The judge continued, \"You are also charged with beating your daughter to death with a spanner.\" Again, the voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, \"You fooking b@stard!!!\"
The judge stopped, looked at the man in the back of the courtroom, and said, \"Paddy, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime, but I will not have any more of these outbursts from you or I shall charge you with contempt! Now what is the problem?\"
Paddy, at the back of the court stood up and responded, \"For fifteen years I lived next door to that b@stard and every time I asked to borrow a fooking spanner he said he didn\'t have one!\"
The judge continued, \"You are also charged with beating your daughter to death with a spanner.\" Again, the voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, \"You fooking b@stard!!!\"
The judge stopped, looked at the man in the back of the courtroom, and said, \"Paddy, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime, but I will not have any more of these outbursts from you or I shall charge you with contempt! Now what is the problem?\"
Paddy, at the back of the court stood up and responded, \"For fifteen years I lived next door to that b@stard and every time I asked to borrow a fooking spanner he said he didn\'t have one!\"