Work / Prison

[RobAdair]

Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things a
bit clearer.

IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8 X 10 cell.

AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6 X 8 desk cubicle.

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.

AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behaviour.

AT WORK...you get more work for good behaviour.

IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.

AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.

AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.

AT WORK...you can\'t even speak to your family on the phone.

IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.

AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.

AT WORK...they are called managers

Have a great day at WORK!!

[TC]

Got a feelin\' that THAT\'s gonna find its way onto our works noticeboard

[TIM]

I spend all day talking to anglers and playing with new tackle!

[TC]

Never mind, Tim......we know it\'s a rotten job you have to do, m8.....but I guess somebody has to do it.......lol