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A man doing market research knocked on a door and was
greeted by a young woman with three small children
running around at her feet. He says, 'I'm doing some research for
Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?'
She says, 'Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.'
'And if you don' t mind me asking, what do you use it
for?' "We use it for sex." she answered
The researcher was a little taken back. 'Usually people
lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain
or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use
it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far,
can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?'
The woman says, 'I don't mind telling you at all...My husband and I put it on the
door knob and it keeps the kids out.'
And you thought it was gonna be a dirty joke...!
greeted by a young woman with three small children
running around at her feet. He says, 'I'm doing some research for
Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?'
She says, 'Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.'
'And if you don' t mind me asking, what do you use it
for?' "We use it for sex." she answered
The researcher was a little taken back. 'Usually people
lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain
or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use
it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far,
can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?'
The woman says, 'I don't mind telling you at all...My husband and I put it on the
door knob and it keeps the kids out.'
And you thought it was gonna be a dirty joke...!