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I walked into a public toilet where I found two cubicles, of which one was already occupied. So I entered the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.
A voice came from the cubicle next to me:
\"Hello mate, how are you going?\"
I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied
\"Yeah, not too bad thanks.\"
After a short pause, I heard the voice again
\"So, what are you up to mate?\"
Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said.
Unsure what to say, I replied
\"Umm, just having a quick poo.. How about yourself?\"
I then heard the voice for the third time .....
\"Sorry mate, I\'ll have to call you back. I\'ve got some `Dickhead` in the loo next to me answering everything I say.\"
A voice came from the cubicle next to me:
\"Hello mate, how are you going?\"
I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied
\"Yeah, not too bad thanks.\"
After a short pause, I heard the voice again
\"So, what are you up to mate?\"
Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said.
Unsure what to say, I replied
\"Umm, just having a quick poo.. How about yourself?\"
I then heard the voice for the third time .....
\"Sorry mate, I\'ll have to call you back. I\'ve got some `Dickhead` in the loo next to me answering everything I say.\"