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    Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the Ladies Room, there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one is granted a wish. However, if one tells a lie - *POOF* - they are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.

    Sooooo, a Redhead of questionable looks walks into the Ladies Room and stands before the mirror and says, \"I think I\'m the most beautiful woman in the world.\"

    *POOF* The mirror swallows her.

    Next a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, \"I think I\'m the sexiest woman alive.\"

    *POOF* The mirror swallows her.

    Then an absolutely gorgeous blond comes in and stands before the mirror and says, \"I think....\"

    *POOF*
    http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j273/nerhs/p.jpg
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