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    Police today warned all men who frequent clubs and parties to stay
    cautious when offered drinks by women.  Females are using a date rape
    drug called \"beer\" to target unsuspecting men. This drug comes in liquid
    form and is available nearly everywhere.
     
    \"Beer\" as it is commonly referred to, is used by female predators to
    persuade hapless male victims to go home with them. Women need only
    persuade a man to consume a few of these \"beers\" and then ask him home
    for no-strings-attached sex, a simple approach that renders most men
    helpless.
     
    After several \"beers,\" men will have sex with even unattractive women.
    Often men awaken with only hazy memories of the night before, a horrible
    headache, and a vague feeling that something bad happened.
     
    Some really unfortunate men are even separated from their life\'s savings
    in a scam called \"a relationship.\"
     
    In extreme cases, females have entrapped unsuspecting males into
    long-term servitude through a punishment called \"marriage.\"
     
    Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam once \"beer\" is
    administered.
     
    If you, or some man you know, have fallen victim to this insidious
    \"beer\" and the predatory women who administer it, rest assured: male
    support groups exist in every major city where you can discuss the ugly
    details of your encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly
    affected, like-minded guys.
     
    For the support group nearest you, look in the Yellow Pages under \"Golf
    Courses.\"
     
    ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ.

    Thought for the day:
    Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but bring a smile to your face when thrown down the stairs

    Converting an MFV Fifie trawler type thing.

  • #2
    Bloody Hell Mark . A warning to us all

    see ya.
    george.

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    • #3
      mmmmmmm

      im gaan to start drinking again


      sless

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      • #4
        Lmao Mark. I am going to print that off and put it around the bar tonight in case there are any hapless men in the bar.

        Jim.
        Remember, some people are alive simply because it is illegal to shoot them.

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        • #5
          Went down well in the bar, Cheers Mark.

          Jim.
          Remember, some people are alive simply because it is illegal to shoot them.

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          • #6
            Warning to late for me mark, fell for that trap a long time ago
            Never touched a drop she has offered me since.

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