Bloke Proposes

[big sid]

Bloke proposes to his girlfriend, but tells her he has a deformity.
"My penis is baby size".
His girlfriend tells him " I will marry you and learn to live with you baby size penis".
The couple marry and on their honeymoon they start touching each other.
She slides her hand in his pants screams and runs away.
He runs after her totally embarrassed!
"You told me your penis was baby size" sh says.
It is, he explains its 8lb 7oz and 18 inches long!

[big sid]

Bride & Groom

A Groom passes down the aisle of the church to take his by the altar
The Best man notices that he has a big smile on his face.
The Best man says " Hey man I know your happy to be getting married, but whats up you, look so excited".
The Groom replies "I've just had the best blow job I've ever had in my entire life and I'm marrying the wonderful woman who gave it to me".
The Bride comes walking down the aisle and she too has the biggest,brightesr smile on her face.
The Maid of honour notices this and says "Hey I know your happy to be getting married, but whats up! You look so excited".

The Bride replies " I've just given the last blow job of my entire life".

[Fisherman Mick]

HAHAHAHA funny