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    Barak Obama and David Cameron are shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future.

    They both decide to test it by asking a question each.

    Barak goes first.

    “What will the USA be like in 100 years time”

    The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a printout, he reads it out
    "The country is in good hands under the new president, crime is non-existent, there is no conflict, the economy is healthy. There are no worries”

    David thinks “Its not bad this time machine, I'll have a bit of that” so he asks

    “What will Great Britain be like in 100 years time?”

    The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action, and he gets a printout.
    But he's just staring at it.

    “Come on David” says Barak, “What does it say”

    David replies,

    “Blowed if I know ! It's all in Arabic!”

  • #2
    pmsl
    AUDENTES FORTUNA JUVAT

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    • #3
      hahaha

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      • #4
        close to the truth ,goodun.

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        • #5
          sad thing is it will be like

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          • #6
            lol

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