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Don\'t you just wish this had happened to you??????..
This was posted on the Mazda RX8 owners\' club website last
night, and got distributed to other sites...
I was pulled over last night by a copper who\'d followed me for a couple of
miles and breathalysed me.
Bearing in mind I could barely stand it was no surprise to find I was
massively over the limit. This was particularly disgraceful as I had the
missus and kiddie with me in the car. I was arrested and read my rights. It
was all a very salutary experience, especially when the copper got shirty
because I found the whole business side-splittingly funny.
His mate, whilst the arrest took place went and had a good look around the
car, came back and started whispering to the other copper. They were
whispering frantically at each other and neither of them look very pleased.
Copper turns to me and starts accusing me of wasting police time, he calls
me a tw*t. I point out he\'s just sworn at a member of the public, in front
of an 18 month old child and that I\'ll report him for conduct unbecoming.
Plod get back in their car and drive off, with the copper who\'d had a look
round my car laughing his head off. And the moral of the story for the
police is.
Always check whether a car is left or right hand drive before breathalysing
the guy in the right hand seat\"
This was posted on the Mazda RX8 owners\' club website last
night, and got distributed to other sites...
I was pulled over last night by a copper who\'d followed me for a couple of
miles and breathalysed me.
Bearing in mind I could barely stand it was no surprise to find I was
massively over the limit. This was particularly disgraceful as I had the
missus and kiddie with me in the car. I was arrested and read my rights. It
was all a very salutary experience, especially when the copper got shirty
because I found the whole business side-splittingly funny.
His mate, whilst the arrest took place went and had a good look around the
car, came back and started whispering to the other copper. They were
whispering frantically at each other and neither of them look very pleased.
Copper turns to me and starts accusing me of wasting police time, he calls
me a tw*t. I point out he\'s just sworn at a member of the public, in front
of an 18 month old child and that I\'ll report him for conduct unbecoming.
Plod get back in their car and drive off, with the copper who\'d had a look
round my car laughing his head off. And the moral of the story for the
police is.
Always check whether a car is left or right hand drive before breathalysing
the guy in the right hand seat\"
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