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Took a bird out for a meal last night, then on to a club for a few drinks.
Then it was back to my place for a nightcap or two.
She agreed to stay the night and so it was off to the bedroom.
As we were getting undressed, a voice from the dark
said " I hope thats not that fat bird from last night"
"Who's that?" the girl asked.
Bloody hell, its was that new memory foam mattress I had put on the on the bed.
Then it was back to my place for a nightcap or two.
She agreed to stay the night and so it was off to the bedroom.
As we were getting undressed, a voice from the dark
said " I hope thats not that fat bird from last night"
"Who's that?" the girl asked.
Bloody hell, its was that new memory foam mattress I had put on the on the bed.
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