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Its the week before Christmas and the binmen are out and about. Matty the driver is slowly driving the bin wagon down the street whilst the rest of the crew are emptying the bins. He stops the wagon after realising that he hasnt heard or seen any of his crew for ten minutes.Just then, Geordie appears on the scene and Matty asks him where he has been. \"Weve been into number 23 for our Christmas present\' said Geordie. \"When we went to collect her bin, she came to the front door wearing nothing but a black basque, stockings and suspenders. She invited us all in, gave us a tot of rum and a bit Christmas cake and then took us upstairs one at a time for a shag !\". \"Christ almighty !\" says Matty, and off he goes to number 23 for his present. He knocks on the front door and sure enough, the woman answers it wearing her basque,stockings and suspenders.\"What can I do for you\" she asks. \"Ive come for me Christmas present\" says Matty. \"Just wait there then\" she replies and off she goes. After a couple of minutes she comes back and gives Matty a pound coin. \"What the hell is this !\" says Matty, \"the others got a drink, a bit cake and a shag\". \"Dont blame me mate, blame my husband\" replies the woman. \" I told him the other night that the binmen would be coming during the week for their Christmas present and he said \"Give the driver a pound and f**k the rest of them\"!!!!!!!!!!!.
cheers.
george.
cheers.
george.
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