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Little Geordie goes to school, and the teacher says..
\"Today we are going to learn about multi-syllable words. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?\"
Little Geordie waves his hand, \"Me, miss, me, me!\"
Teacher says \"All right, Geordie, what is your multi-syllable word?\"
Little Geordie says \"Mas-tur-bate miss.\"
Teacher smiles and says \"Wow, Geordie, that\'s a mouthful.\"
Little Geordie says \"Whey, nar miss, yor thinkin aboot blowjob an am tarkin aboot a **** lyke.\"
Little Geordie returns from school and says he got an F in maths.
\"Why?\" asks his dad.
\"Whey, the teacher asked is how much is 2x3?, Aan a said 6\".
\"But that\'s reet!\".
\"Then she asked is, how much is 3x2?\".
\"Whey, what\'s the fu£$in difference lyke?\".
\"Exactly dad, thats what aa said!\".
Little Geordie is walking down a passage at school talking to his mates.
Suddenly, the topic of conversation turns to willies.
\"Me dad has two willies lyke.\" Geordie said to his pal\'s.
\"Whey Geordie, ya full of crap. ivree one naa\'s yu can\'t have two willies. Its impossible,\" said Geordies mates.
\"Naa, really!...it\'s true lyke,\" said Little Geordie. \"Ee has a little one that he uses to gaan to the toilet with, aan a bigin that ee uses to brush me mam\'s teeth with.\"
Little Geordie came home from school one day slightly confused.
His mother was Jewish and his father was a Meadowell lad.
So Little Geordie asked, \"Mam, am aa mare Jewish or mare Meadowell lad lyke?\"
\"Whey pet, does it really matter?\" replied his mam.
So Little Geordie finds his dad and asks the same question.
\"Dad, am aa mare Jewish or mare Meadowell lad lyke?\"
\"Crikees son, what kind a question is that lyke, yara Meadowell lad of course, but why\'d yu want to naa that anyways lyke?\" asks his dad.
\"Whey, it\'s like this dad. Tommy doon at the Royal Quays wants to sell his bmx for £50, aan a did\'nt naa whether tu talk him doon to £25, or wait till its dark and steal the fu£$ing thing!, but noo a naa am a Meadowell lad!…\"
\"Today we are going to learn about multi-syllable words. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?\"
Little Geordie waves his hand, \"Me, miss, me, me!\"
Teacher says \"All right, Geordie, what is your multi-syllable word?\"
Little Geordie says \"Mas-tur-bate miss.\"
Teacher smiles and says \"Wow, Geordie, that\'s a mouthful.\"
Little Geordie says \"Whey, nar miss, yor thinkin aboot blowjob an am tarkin aboot a **** lyke.\"
Little Geordie returns from school and says he got an F in maths.
\"Why?\" asks his dad.
\"Whey, the teacher asked is how much is 2x3?, Aan a said 6\".
\"But that\'s reet!\".
\"Then she asked is, how much is 3x2?\".
\"Whey, what\'s the fu£$in difference lyke?\".
\"Exactly dad, thats what aa said!\".
Little Geordie is walking down a passage at school talking to his mates.
Suddenly, the topic of conversation turns to willies.
\"Me dad has two willies lyke.\" Geordie said to his pal\'s.
\"Whey Geordie, ya full of crap. ivree one naa\'s yu can\'t have two willies. Its impossible,\" said Geordies mates.
\"Naa, really!...it\'s true lyke,\" said Little Geordie. \"Ee has a little one that he uses to gaan to the toilet with, aan a bigin that ee uses to brush me mam\'s teeth with.\"
Little Geordie came home from school one day slightly confused.
His mother was Jewish and his father was a Meadowell lad.
So Little Geordie asked, \"Mam, am aa mare Jewish or mare Meadowell lad lyke?\"
\"Whey pet, does it really matter?\" replied his mam.
So Little Geordie finds his dad and asks the same question.
\"Dad, am aa mare Jewish or mare Meadowell lad lyke?\"
\"Crikees son, what kind a question is that lyke, yara Meadowell lad of course, but why\'d yu want to naa that anyways lyke?\" asks his dad.
\"Whey, it\'s like this dad. Tommy doon at the Royal Quays wants to sell his bmx for £50, aan a did\'nt naa whether tu talk him doon to £25, or wait till its dark and steal the fu£$ing thing!, but noo a naa am a Meadowell lad!…\"