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>>> A man enters a confessional and says to the Irish Priest, \"Father, it
>>> has
>> been one
>> month since my last confession. I\'ve had sex with Fannie Green every week
>> for the
>> last month.\" The priest tells the sinner, \"You are forgiven. Go out and
>> say three
>> \'Hail Mary\'s\'.\" Soon, another man enters the confessional. \"Father, it
>> has been
>> two months since my last confession. I have had sex with Fannie Green
>> twice a week
>> for the last two months.\" This time the priest asks, \"Who is this Fannie
>> Green?\"
>> \"A new woman in the neighbourhood,\" the sinner replies. \"Very well,\" says
>> the
>> priest. \"Go and say ten \'Hail Mary\'s\'.\" The next morning in church, the
>> priest is
>> preparing to deliver his sermon when a gorgeous, tall woman enters the
>> church. All
>> the men\'s eyes fall upon her as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits
>> down in
>> front of the Altar. Her dress is green and very short,with matching shiny
>> emerald
>> green shoes. The priest and altar boy gasp as the woman sits down with
>> her legs
>> slightly spread apart, Sharon Stone-style. The priest turns to the altar
>> boy and
>> whisperingly asks, \"Is that Fannie Green?\" The altar boy replies,
>>
>>
>> \"No Father, I think its just the reflection off her shoes.\"
>>
>>
