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Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they
struck up a conversation. The Black Labrador turned to the yellow
Labrador and said,
" So why are you here ? "
The yellow Lab replied, "I'm a pi55er. I pi55 on everything....the
sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last
night when I pi55ed in the middle of my owner's bed."
The black Lab said, "So what’s the vet going to do?"
"Gonna cut my nuts off "came the reply from the yellow Lab. "They
reckon it'll calm me down."
The Yellow Lab then turned to the Black Lab and asked "why are you here? "
The Black Lab said, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers
and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up
the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great
big hole in my owners' couch."
"So what are they going to do to you?" the Yellow Lab inquired.
"Looks like I'm losing my nuts too," the dejected Black Lab said.
The Black Lab then turned to the Great Dane and asked, "Why are you here?"
"I'm a humper," said the Great Dane.. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump
the cat, a pillow, the table, fence posts, whatever. I want to hump
everything I see. Yesterday my owner had just got out of the shower
And was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself.
I hopped on her back and started hammering away."
The Black and the Yellow Labs exchanged a sad glance and said, "So,
it's nuts off for you too, huh?"
The Great Dane said, "No, apparently I'm here to get my nails clipped."
struck up a conversation. The Black Labrador turned to the yellow
Labrador and said,
" So why are you here ? "
The yellow Lab replied, "I'm a pi55er. I pi55 on everything....the
sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last
night when I pi55ed in the middle of my owner's bed."
The black Lab said, "So what’s the vet going to do?"
"Gonna cut my nuts off "came the reply from the yellow Lab. "They
reckon it'll calm me down."
The Yellow Lab then turned to the Black Lab and asked "why are you here? "
The Black Lab said, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers
and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up
the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great
big hole in my owners' couch."
"So what are they going to do to you?" the Yellow Lab inquired.
"Looks like I'm losing my nuts too," the dejected Black Lab said.
The Black Lab then turned to the Great Dane and asked, "Why are you here?"
"I'm a humper," said the Great Dane.. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump
the cat, a pillow, the table, fence posts, whatever. I want to hump
everything I see. Yesterday my owner had just got out of the shower
And was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself.
I hopped on her back and started hammering away."
The Black and the Yellow Labs exchanged a sad glance and said, "So,
it's nuts off for you too, huh?"
The Great Dane said, "No, apparently I'm here to get my nails clipped."
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