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A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, I
> > >clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.\"
> > >
> > >The driver says, \"Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at
> > >60,perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.\"
> > >
> > >Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: \"Now don\'t be
silly
> > >dear, you know that this car doesn\'t have cruise control.\"
> > >
> > >As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at
his
> > >wife and growls, \"Can\'t you please keep your mouth shut for
once?\"
> > >
> > >The wife smiles demurely and says, \"You should be thankful your
> > >radar detector went off when it did.\"
> > >
> > >As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar
> > >detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through
> > >clenched teeth, \"Darn it, woman, can\'t you keep your mouth
shut?\"
> > >
> > >The officer frowns and says, \"And I notice that you\'re not
wearing
> > >your seat belt, sir. That\'s an automatic $75 fine.\"
> > >
> > >The driver says, \"Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but
> > >took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my
license
> > >out of my back pocket.\"
> > >
> > >The wife says, \"Now, dear, you know very well that you didn\'t
have
> > >your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you\'re
> > >driving.\"
> > >
> > >And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the
> > >driver turns to his wife and barks, \"WHY DON\'T YOU PLEASE SHUT
> > >UP??\"
> > >
> > >The officer looks over at the woman and asks, \"Does your husband
> > >always talk to you this way, Ma\'am?\"
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >I love this part....
> > >
> > >
> >
> > >
> > >
> > >\" Only when he\'s been drinking.\"
> > >clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.\"
> > >
> > >The driver says, \"Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at
> > >60,perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.\"
> > >
> > >Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: \"Now don\'t be
silly
> > >dear, you know that this car doesn\'t have cruise control.\"
> > >
> > >As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at
his
> > >wife and growls, \"Can\'t you please keep your mouth shut for
once?\"
> > >
> > >The wife smiles demurely and says, \"You should be thankful your
> > >radar detector went off when it did.\"
> > >
> > >As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar
> > >detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through
> > >clenched teeth, \"Darn it, woman, can\'t you keep your mouth
shut?\"
> > >
> > >The officer frowns and says, \"And I notice that you\'re not
wearing
> > >your seat belt, sir. That\'s an automatic $75 fine.\"
> > >
> > >The driver says, \"Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but
> > >took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my
license
> > >out of my back pocket.\"
> > >
> > >The wife says, \"Now, dear, you know very well that you didn\'t
have
> > >your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you\'re
> > >driving.\"
> > >
> > >And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the
> > >driver turns to his wife and barks, \"WHY DON\'T YOU PLEASE SHUT
> > >UP??\"
> > >
> > >The officer looks over at the woman and asks, \"Does your husband
> > >always talk to you this way, Ma\'am?\"
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >I love this part....
> > >
> > >
> >
> > >
> > >
> > >\" Only when he\'s been drinking.\"