3 ducks

[alan]

A man walks into a bar with a box under his arm, he places the box which
is a bit smelly and orders a pint. the landlord asks \'what\'s in the box\'?

The man replies, \'three talking ducks\'

\'Yeah right\' says the landlord, so the man says \'go on ask them
something\'

So the landlord opens up the box and turns to the first duck \'hello mr
Duck and what\'s your name?\' \'hello mr, my name is Tom\' says the first
duck. so the Landlord astounded continues \'and what have you been up to
today Tom\'? \'I\'ve been in and out of puddles, splish splash, splish
splash all day long it\'s been brilliant\' says Tom.

So the landlord turns to the second duck and says \'hello mr duck and
what\'s your name?\' \'hello mr, my name is Dick\' the landlord then asks,
\'so what have you been up to today Dick?\'

Dick replies, \'i\'ve been in and out of puddles, splish splash, splish
splash all day long, it\'s been a lovely day\'

So the landlord turns to the third duck and says, \'I guess your name
must be Harry\' The third duck turns to the landlord and says,\' NO my
name is puddles and i\'ve had a SH*T day\'.........