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A scouser walked into the local welfare office to pick up his cheque.
He marched straight up to the counter & said, 'Hi. You know, I just
hate drawing benefits. I'd really rather have a job.'
The social worker behind the counter said,'Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
chauffeur & bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive
around in his 2010 Mercedes-Benz CL, & he will supply all of your
clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also
be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.
This is rather awkward to say, but you will also have, as part of your
job assignment, to satisfy her sexual urges, as the daughter is in her
mid-20s & has a rather strong sex drive. A two-bedroom loft type
apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc. Located above the garage,
will be designated for your sole use & the salary is £200,000 a year.'
The scouser says 'You're bull****tin me!'
The social worker answered, 'Well you started it, now **** off!'
He marched straight up to the counter & said, 'Hi. You know, I just
hate drawing benefits. I'd really rather have a job.'
The social worker behind the counter said,'Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
chauffeur & bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive
around in his 2010 Mercedes-Benz CL, & he will supply all of your
clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also
be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.
This is rather awkward to say, but you will also have, as part of your
job assignment, to satisfy her sexual urges, as the daughter is in her
mid-20s & has a rather strong sex drive. A two-bedroom loft type
apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc. Located above the garage,
will be designated for your sole use & the salary is £200,000 a year.'
The scouser says 'You're bull****tin me!'
The social worker answered, 'Well you started it, now **** off!'